Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Joke

Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian Names

Anne Chang
(Mandarin) Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) Buttock

Monica Cheng
(Hokkien) Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) Lose till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) Screws and anils

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) Never die before

Forwarded mail by Alan

52 Days

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8 comments:

  1. hahaha!!...dats y chinese ppl shud stick to their chinese names ;)

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  2. tomoko to Raymond :

    you this few days memang sibuk like that... how's the ose assign? i hope everything is fine...

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  3. tomoko to satish :
    hahaha.... mayb we should... but this depends... that's why this is the bad site of language... but language is uninversal

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  4. The English can be as bad..I used to know someone called Richard Pullar. How stupid were his parents?

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  5. Can i know who are you??
    Which Richard Pullar that you're talking about? Are you talking about the Richard Pullar - the photographer???

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  6. Corrine Tai
    (Hokkien) Poor fellow

    should be hakka..
    hha

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  7. oh really oh??? hehehe... I dont know Hakka... I even don't understand this one... thanks ya... :P

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