ThE LatEsT My Kad!!! (with fun & joke)

The multi-purpose Future "My Kad" will be in the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driving license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library... Whatever you do with the card... You will be tracked!!

It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending on the situation). However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement. As the debate rages on, I can forsee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near furture...

*** Enjoy the joke below ***
Pizza-Hut Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...
Mr Tan : Haloh! Pisar Hut-ah? Can I order-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : Can I have your Furture Card number, sir?
Mr Tan : It's ar... hold on prease... ar... it's 690230-88-5551
Pizza-Hut Operator : Thank you, Mr Tan Ah Beng @ Or Kwee Tau. You're calling from 17-D Lorong Cempedak, Gasing. Your house number is 6788988, your office number is 6788788 and your mobile is 021-6788688. Which number are you calling from?
Mr Tan : Home-lah, wah, where you get al my phone numbers-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : We are connected to the Future Card system, sir.
Mr Tan : Ok-lah, ok-lah, can I order a seafood pisar?
Pizza-Hut Operator : That's not a good idea, sir.
Mr Tan : Why cannot-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and high
cholestrol level, sir.
Mr Tan : What? Wah-lau-eh... medical records also you know. So what you lecommend?
Pizza-Hut Operator : Try our low fat Hokkien mee pizza, I'm sure you'll like it, sir.
Mr Tan : Wah, how you know I like Hokkien mee-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last
week, sir.
Mr Tan : Ok, ok, beh-tahan (cannot tahan). Give me three family size pisar. How much-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10. The total is RM45. How would you like to
pay?
Mr Tan : I pay by Future Card, can or not?
Pizza-Hut Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay cash, sir.
Mr Tan : Why?
Pizza-Hut Operator : Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank RM6720.55 since October last
year, sir.
Mr Tan : Ok-la, I run to ATM to take cash before you come yo my house-lor.
Pizza-Hut Operator : You can't sir, based on the records, you've reached the daily limit on machine
withdrawal today.
Mr Tan : What?!?!
Pizza-Hut Operator : The latest withdrawal is RM250 for 4D and Toto at 4:56pm, sir.
Mr Tan : Nevermind, just send the pisar. I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long-ah?
Pizza-Hut Operator : 45 minutes, sir. But if you can't wait you can collect it with your motorcycle. You are
only 5 minutes away.
Mr Tan : Where for transport?
Pizza-Hut Operator : According to your Future Card, you own a Honda scooter, registration number FE
3288...
Mr Tan : Ka-nee-nah!!
Pizza-Hut Operator : Better watch your language, sir.
Mr Tan : Why should I?
Pizza-Hut Operator : Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...
Mr Tan : **{ugh}**
Pizza-Hut Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Mr Tan : Nothing. By the way, still got stock on the 3 bottles of free cola as advertised?
Pizza-Hut Operator : We normally would, sir. But based on the records, you are also diabetic...
Mr Tan : Nevermind-la. I'm going to the hawker centre to tah-pao. Pisar no stock...